50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory
My Mad Fat Diary timeline ■ October 1996
kinda wish someone was touching me inappropriately right now
even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.
HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG THIS OH MY LIFE